by BFW News | Aug 26, 2025 | Humor
Dear reader, I’m here to explain why Friday night football in small-town America isn’t just a game. Rather, it’s a highly coordinated, multi-disciplinary engineering project that happens to involve teenagers tackling each other in front of half the county. From...
by BFW News | Apr 14, 2025 | Humor
There are plenty of things we engineers accept without question: Newton’s laws, the value of pi, and the fact that someone will always pull the fire alarm right before project close out. But every spring, something truly strange happens. A human-sized rabbit allegedly...
by BFW News | Mar 11, 2025 | Humor
It starts subtly. One day, you notice your child stacking their snack crackers into a precise, load-bearing structure instead of simply eating them. Another day, they spend hours rearranging LEGO pieces until their tower meets an unspoken structural integrity...
by BFW News | Feb 6, 2025 | Humor
It’s me, Mr. X., your friendly neighborhood (anonymous) engineer—still with full access to our blog! I’m back with another dose of edutainment. February finds me in a state of cautious optimism. The frigid Kentucky winter has not yet bested me, though my driveway has...
by BFW News | Dec 23, 2024 | Humor
As the world prepares to bid farewell to one calendar year and embrace the next, most people mark the occasion with champagne toasts, confetti showers, and optimistic promises they have no intention of keeping. Meanwhile, somewhere in a meticulously organized...
by BFW News | Nov 7, 2024 | Humor
Ah, the humble gingerbread house. A timeless construction project that has perplexed and fascinated architects and engineers alike. I, a proud practitioner of the noble art of engineering, am here to guide you through the process of designing the perfect gingerbread...
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