An Engineer’s Guide to Designing a Gingerbread House

by | Nov 7, 2024 | Humor

Ah, the humble gingerbread house. A timeless construction project that has perplexed and fascinated architects and engineers alike. I, a proud practitioner of the noble art of engineering, am here to guide you through the process of designing the perfect gingerbread...

The Engineer’s Guide to Thanksgiving

by | Oct 14, 2024 | Humor

We’ve reached an impasse, or a truce if you will. We are speaking of course of our tumultuous relationship with Mr. X, the anonymous engineer bent on providing topical life skills with what we think is a definite lack of courtesy. Is Mr. X pushy? Yes. Is he nefarious?...

An Engineer’s Guide to Haunted Houses

by | Sep 20, 2024 | Humor

A Missive from the Old Plantation Greetings, dear reader. It is from the depths of a dimly lit chamber, nestled within the hallowed walls of an old Kentucky plantation house, that I pen these words. The air here is thick with the musty scent of age, and the very...

An Engineer’s Guide to Mother’s Day

by | Apr 26, 2024 | Archived, Humor

An Engineer’s Guide to Mother’s Day In the annals of history, amidst the blueprints of grand inventions and the formulas of scientific breakthroughs, lies a day that even the most eccentric of engineers cannot overlook: Mother’s Day. Yes, that one...

An Engineer’s Guide to Apple Pie

by | Nov 10, 2023 | Archived, Humor

An Engineer’s Guide to Apple Pie As you might know, we’ve accepted our anonymous engineer, informally known as “Mr. X” for all his follies and have grown quite concerned when months pass without a peep from him. We’re happy to say, in his usual topical fashion, our...